Hey kids, want to know how not to be the coolest kid in high school? Do what I did! Go down to your county court house right on your eighteenth birthday to proudly register to vote as a Republican. Yep. That’ll get you voted most likely to make it with the prom queen.
I’ve been a registered Republican ever since, well, until about a week ago that is. Now I’m a shameful unaffiliated. I went to GoVoteColorado.com, run by our efficient Secretary of State, Wayne Williams, and it took all of ten seconds to leave my Republican Party.
Prior to this year if you weren’t affiliated with a political party, you were ignorant. If you haven’t noticed, unaffiliated voters just love feeling superior, like somehow they’re above the small-minded fray of the petty people who limit themselves to be boxed in by a party.
Read the whole article published by the Denver Post on June 22, 2018.