It’s time for the award that Colorado waits for with bated breath. We will soon announce this year’s winner of the coveted “Californian of the Year” award.

This award goes to the man, woman, non-binary, or gender-fluid person who has done the most to turn our once liberty-loving state of Colorado into the command and control, over-taxed, over-regulated, over-dependent, hypersensitive, politically correct, buzz-kill state of California.

As always, tension and rumors run high as critics weigh in with their choice and talk shows and blogs are cluttered with fans’ impassioned opinions while the suspense grows.

Over the next several days we will present you with the nominees, culminating in the announcement of the winner at our Floor Signing Happy Hour next Thursday, 10/28. At this party, you can graffiti up the floors of our Freedom Embassy, much like the oh-so-California-like graffiti all over the city of Denver, before we install our new floors. Come and leave a surprise message for the next generation.

We understand that passions run high around the “Californian of the Year” award. We kindly ask you to exercise responsibility when wagering on the outcome. With all the sportsbook apps around, we’d hate for you to gamble away your money, since that’s the Colorado legislature’s job.

Don’t miss this event and keep your email box open for the nominations for the most coveted award in Colorado politics! (And yes, just like the Academy Awards, the judges can be bought).

Think Freedom!

-Jon